Monday, July 05, 2010

Who will step up and help me manufacture this breathtaking new product?

Now, if we can only bring it to market by November...



5 comments:

Duncan Idaho said...

Rail and rope optional I see.

Some assemmbly required, instructions upon request, although history will provide such. Discount for bulk purchases, optional protection kit for citizens up to a crowd of 50.

Available in original Texas Tea Tar or BP Brown Sugar Crude.

Free shipping and handling.

seagypsy said...

Why would you NOT want to harm your congressman?

GW said...

I agree with you Seagypsy. I was all set to kick in some funding for this very worthy product until I saw that it would not result in permanent or even semi-permanent effects. This would be like writing the Bill of Rights in chalk. I want something that will have these jokers picking at tar and pulling out feathers from now until they achieve room temperature.

Captain Obvious said...

Liability, hilly billy boy. Lawyers put an effective end to government regulation by the people.

Chaz said...

'Guaranteed not to permanantly harm'?

That's weaksauce! I want actual tar and feathers. The kind that leaves scars when you scrape it off the congresscritter.