Tired of the dirty looks you get on the expressway?
Sick of getting flipped off, even though your only 'crime' is having an Obama bumper-sticker on your car?
Now there's an answer: remove that divisive bumpersticker -- that you regret ever slapping on your vehicle -- with the new
AlinskyOff 3000, available exclusively through this TV offer!
Having trouble with an extra-difficult sticker that won't stop grabbing you? The propane-powered
JeremiahBegone 4000 could be the cure. It's 4,000-BTU blast will melt nearly any free-range sticker made in the last four years!
Struggling with the Obama-Biden commemorative stickers made with heat-proof tiles from the abandoned Space Shuttle program? There's only one way to get those bad boys off -- the
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not available in the District of Columbia).
Act now, and we'll throw in a rare, collector's edition 2008 Michelle Obama bathing suit calendar!
Sick of getting flipped off, even though your only 'crime' is having an Obama bumper-sticker on your car?
Now there's an answer: remove that divisive bumpersticker -- that you regret ever slapping on your vehicle -- with the new AlinskyOff 3000, available exclusively through this TV offer!
Having trouble with an extra-difficult sticker that won't stop grabbing you? The propane-powered JeremiahBegone 4000 could be the cure. It's 4,000-BTU blast will melt nearly any free-range sticker made in the last four years!
Struggling with the Obama-Biden commemorative stickers made with heat-proof tiles from the abandoned Space Shuttle program? There's only one way to get those bad boys off -- the HopeyChange Jihad 5000 rocket-propelled adhesive remover (not available in the District of Columbia).
Act now, and we'll throw in a rare, collector's edition 2008 Michelle Obama bathing suit calendar!
3 comments:
that last one made me throw up all over my keyboard...
just the thought of that disgusting sasquatch pig living in our White House with her hateful race-baiting Marxist attitude.
cannot wait until we get those slimebags out of there. in Moochelle's case, it would be, I can't Weight to get her fat ass out of that house and out of our lives.
If I saw anyone screwing with my Obama sticker... I'd wait around to see what car was theirs and take my key out for a long, hard walk. :-p
booktheif, can't spell your use name right. Har! I would assure you if youn equate a sticker with a paint job, you're in serious mental trouble.Secondly, you should be a little more introspective about your threats as you may not have control of the situation and might incur more than sticker damage. Punk.
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