Monday, January 06, 2014

Crazed Sex Poodle Al Gore Curiously AWOL

I pulled into the garage this evening and this is what my dashboard displayed:


I've had this particular car for seven years. I've never seen it remotely this cold before.

I swear to you, if there was an iota of justice in the world, Al "Crazed Sex Poodle" Gore, Michael "Fried Tree Rings" Mann, Lisa "Richard Windsor" Jackson, and that Climategate kook from England whose name escapes me would be forced to walk from the south side of Chicago to Evanston.

Tonight.

And does it strike anyone else as ironic that most of the climate grifters appear to be somewhat, uhm, rotund, having feasted like gluttons on the energy economy while trying to advance their radical Marxist agenda?


Hat tip: Me.

4 comments:

Barry Popik said...

The Daily Show's Jon Stewart is back, and he's still not funny. It's cold out--record cold--but global warming still exists (says Jon Stewart), you betcha!

Really bad stuff, with some gratuitous Donald Trump jokes included. There is plenty of "global warming" humor here, but Stewart is too ideological to tell the jokes. Stewart's ignorance and bias must be exposed.

(OK, so Stewart's next segment is on now, and he's talking about Obamacare and making fun of nuns. This guy really must be slapped silly with some sense.)

Burger King said...

Experts say the polar vortex can be explained by Global Warming.
In related news, it can also be explained by astrology.

Theophil said...

The winter of 1988-89 had a similar cold front invade the nation. The main difference was it hit further west than this one did. I mostly noticed the effects of that one in Wyoming since that is where I was.

Anonymous said...

On the up side, at least your engine wasn't running hot.

creeper